Me. At least after what I've been through.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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