Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
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can u get pink eye on your cock?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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