No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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