Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
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We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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