My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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