That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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