I can't open my eyes
Lol why not?
Because I have fat ankles and I'm drunk
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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