what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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