Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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