Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
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He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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