Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Is Oprah even human
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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