Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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