Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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