It's Friday. Sex?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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