i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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