I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
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Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!