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(714): View more from California

she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.

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(770): View more from Georgia

It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??

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(716): View more from New York

I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.

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(928): View more from Arizona

She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.

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(904): View more from Florida

I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.

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(954): View more from Florida

I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else

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(505): View more from New Mexico

We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.

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