How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.