she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.