He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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