Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
she peed on how many people?
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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