So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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