im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
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Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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