Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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