I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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