It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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