I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Im part way to drunk.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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