If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
