U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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