i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
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we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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