no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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