You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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