guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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