They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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