ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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