He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
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I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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