He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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