Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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