you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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