Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
