I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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