We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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