Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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