Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
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