I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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