White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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