i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Two words: nipple clamps
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