i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
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I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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