She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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