How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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