the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
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