You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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