what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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