I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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