i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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