Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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