I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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