she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
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Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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