He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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