My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So many bounce houses so little time
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
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I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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