no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.