Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
just found out that she named her cat after me.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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